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1. A creature that dwells in Canadia.
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When you shit on a woman's chest. and then proceed to titty-fuck her.
"After we got back to her place, I gave that bitch a New York Taco."
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Someone that you feel an instant connection with when you meet, and then go on to give a silly nickname, yet deep down, everything about her is serious to you. When you meet someone like her, you'll never be able to match her energy because she's 100% pure and you're probably 200% a dumbass. You'll find yourself looking back at the most joyful times you've ever experienced in your life and you'll notice that she was there for every single one. Imagine, you're on a rollercoaster having the time of your life, you're also getting a massage while eating 5-star sushi and enjoying your favorite bubble tea, you're favorite songs blasting, and you're so overstimulated with the best feeling ever that you'll never be able to put it in words unless you write something ridiculous like this. But that's just the truth, she's the best you ever felt, that it feels ridiculous and unreal. But it's real and you don't know what you ever did to be able to deserve someone like her. But remind you, you're still a dumbass, you will hurt her when she does everything to make you feel better than feeling great. You don't get how you could ever hurt her the way you did. But you know you're sorry but no sorry can make up for what you did. But you'll still say it over and over again. I'm sorry cassie.
Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos is my love bugggg, I miss her so much.
A water cup and a single order of cinni-stix at Taco Bell.
Jeff has no money left in his bank account, his girlfriend just dumped him, and he has no friends. Jeff is now going to Taco Bell to get a Taco Bell Sad Meal.
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A small overtime wage, as is in straight time plus an additional overtime bonus.
There's double time, time and a half and then there is "time plus taco time". I received time plus taco time pay on Sunday.
A taco made with excessive amounts of beef that can be spoon eaten from tupperware.
Bloomfield: Hey guys lets go to taco bell.
Everyone: Fuck that we have los tacos de colin.
When you vomit in a girls vagina while going down on her.
Man i was so sick from that smell i made a New York City Taco
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