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On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”
It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!
Go skinny or go home...
It’s national lose weight day!
for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever
national lily obsession day
lily is awesome
lily is kind
lily is my bestie
lily silly lily
October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?
The day you have to eat her up because she so pretty
Today is the day you gotta eat monis coochie and that day is June 26th aka national eat coochie day
November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.