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Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?
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November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.
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The day you have to eat her up because she so pretty
Today is the day you gotta eat monis coochie and that day is June 26th aka national eat coochie day
On December 14th, you go to a person who has been given the nickname "Robbie" and try to win him over for the day. It becomes bonus points if he is in a current relationship
"Hey, have you seduced a Robbie yet? Its still National Seduce A Robbie Day"
Jump in the cadillac girl let’s put some miles on it
Man 1: Hey it’s national jump in the cadillac day
Man 2: National what day
Man 1: Jump in the cadillac
On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
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Girls go out there and hug a boy. They deserve it.✨
It’s national hug a boy day so hug a boy girls