Mercedes 1-2

Said when something happens over and over again and is mildly infuriating and sad at the same time.

It´s originated from the dull dominace of the Mercedes in Formula 1 from 2014 - 2019.

I got so much homework this is worse than a Mercedes 1-2

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1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

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Nahum 2:22

"Eat for the Journey is far"

Nahum 2:22 Bible quote which says we must eat and be filled for the journey ahead.

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car sex 2

instead of a commentary of a man having sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with a million dollar supercar.

pyrocynical never made car sex 2

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2 by 4 pretty

a term used to describe a very ugly person usually a female. implying that they look as if hit way hard in the face with a 2x4

"man I had ta bounce out early, that chick was 2 by 4 pretty"

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jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

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2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

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