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The Daylens Mom 2

same as thye last but lots of oral plus free bars of swowce

piss bitch fuck nigga my dick so hard oh my piss so hard oh wait what piss is hard? shut up nigga im cool - andrew tymchuk the daylens mom 2

by swowce September 17, 2019

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1-2 Combo

1. Going pee and poop at the same time.

2. Peeing, usually while standing up, and realizing that you need to go poop too, sometimes by a mid-pee fart.

I got back from Taco Bell yesterday, and the pain was too much, so I let out a huge 1-2 combo

by veteransalt August 6, 2014

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Mercedes 1-2

Said when something happens over and over again and is mildly infuriating and sad at the same time.

ItΒ΄s originated from the dull dominace of the Mercedes in Formula 1 from 2014 - 2019.

I got so much homework this is worse than a Mercedes 1-2

by DaOsta October 13, 2019

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Nahum 2:22

"Eat for the Journey is far"

Nahum 2:22 Bible quote which says we must eat and be filled for the journey ahead.

by Edy_Wise February 28, 2020

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car sex 2

instead of a commentary of a man having sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with a million dollar supercar.

pyrocynical never made car sex 2

by LazyLow November 1, 2019

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2 by 4 pretty

a term used to describe a very ugly person usually a female. implying that they look as if hit way hard in the face with a 2x4

"man I had ta bounce out early, that chick was 2 by 4 pretty"

by DeMonToyZ June 4, 2014

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jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

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