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Masturbating in a porta-john, porta-pooper, shit-house, etc. in Iraq or any other desert location. The sun's heat in these areas is multiplied by the trapped air in the porta-john.
You took a long time in the crapper, were you hot boxing in there?
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An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
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Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
When two men lay face up and parallel on the ground so that lines connecting their penises to the other man's head are parallel. Then two women will face downward and have their vaginae and mouths on penises and mouths.
The positions can then be rearranged according to sexual preference or for simple entertainment.
Damn, I walked into my roomates and their girlfriends in a Party Box on the floor. Now they're telling me I have to clean up after them.
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A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.
I've been dating the box lunch again, what a tiger that bitch can be!
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My sausage box is secreting a yellow-ish green discharge.
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a hott girl that you are willing to give a slam to. (Slam of course being sex.)
"Yo Mike, did you see that chick?"
"Yea man, she was definitely a slam box."
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