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Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig May 24, 2011


Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023


Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld July 1, 2020


Chris Brown

A man who’s been through hardships and has experience lots hatred but still stands with the love he still has in his ❤️

Dude: Damn you seen Tommy right there?

Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?

Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man

Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??

Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish

by SnICKeR ChROniCles May 18, 2020


Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022


Chris Brown

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.

-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.

by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022


Chris Brown

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.

Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023