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If you have a alex in your life you are lucky. She is everything you could ask for in a friend and more. She is cute and funny and smart. Anyone and everyone likes alex. If your dating a alex then you might as well be in heaven because she is caring cuddly and overall amazing. you'll never find someone like her again so never let go.
Person 1: So did you see alex today.
Person 2: Yeah she looks amazing as always.
During hot gay furry femboy sex, If someone pulls an "alex" they cum all over the other ones dick.
1: I'm gonna do an alex
2. I love your hot sticky cum on my dick
Yo I pulled an alex last night *barks*
Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
Best boyfriend ever i love him so so so so so so much
10/10 amazing at railing ppl
“Yo you know Alex?”
“Ya i heard that hes awesome at railing his boyfriend Toby”
10/10 amazing at railing people
Love him absolutely amazing 10/10 ysysysysys
“You you know Alex?”
“Ya that dudes fucking awsome at railing his boyfriend toby”
the best person you will ever meet !
someone who will make you feel so loved and validated you won’t know what to do with urself
me : alex is so lovely i just wanna hug him </3
friend : IKR ? he deserves the entire world !