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Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!
Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing
Someone who makes a front on Twitter, or has Twitter fingers
Girl #1: ew why would he post something like that??
Girl#2: he’s such a Twitter Bird 🤮
Ex.@MasonAllMighty_
The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.
-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.
An organization policing birds
"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"
Uwu is the sound the asian koel makes. Most people dont know what the real name is.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you know the name of the bird that goes, "UWU, UWU, UWUUU."
Guy 2: Yeah! Thats the uwu bird! Its real name is the asian koel.
when you get rid of some annoying person in your life
Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick
a dumb kid that can’t function properly.
"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"