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A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".
Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.
"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."
- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"
The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.
Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.
All comments and/or statements made by an individual named "David" which may or may not be helpful to the work/social environment.
David subtlety walked into the break room and announced his retirement from sperm donations. "That's great Davidation... David..." exclaimed Jenny.
david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.
"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"
This bloke is the number #1 Frankston snitch, sells acid tabs from his mum/dad's house while claiming centrelink.
David Pring how many tabs can I get for 50 bucks?
a place where everyone wants to be from the hood and everyone thinks they’re all that but they’re not 😐.
Hey that guy is from David Brearley High School!
How do you know?
Look at his black air forces.
When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.
David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering