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When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
(of corporations) profiting from the slow destruction of society by facilitating toxic echo chambers.
(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc
1. Fox News really pulled a Facebook by telling its viewers to not get vaccinated.
2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.
When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,
Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?
Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?
Girl 1: It was amazing!
Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!
Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!
Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!
Guy: I love being facebook exiled.
Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
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When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.
Bob: Joe is mad at me for not inviting him to my party last weekend. He even unfriended me on Facebook.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.
Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.
"I really couldn't be bothered going to the party, so I chucked a facebook sickie."
The short period of time, after a night out, or a notable event (such as a birthday or other social gathering) where non-stop notifications are recieved as photos are tagged and people comment on them.
"Man, there was so much facebook frenzy last night"
"I know, I even changed my profile picture"
A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.
a) Yo, have you seen Adam's wall lately?
b) Bitch that thing's a facebook graveyard