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1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
paying off the principal amount of a loan
Me: Nice car, Is it yours?
Uber Driver: Nah man its my cousins. I'm just making prince while he's overseas.
What politicians do when they choose war over people, culture and the earth
Politicians supporting the latest National Defense Authorization Act who don't support Universal Health Care are just making cents of peace.
On november 4 it’s make a song day. Make a song with a ukulele guitar or piano any instrument you want
Carol: Hey Kyle can i hear the song you made?
Kyle: Uhh...Ohh it’s make a song day today
Means they are going to commit suicide
Girlfriend: I'll make the sky extra pretty for you.
Boyfriend: Please don't darling stay with me.
this phrase can be used to insult those who are going crazy and talking about how amazing and cute jinns are. (yes sakim i’m talking about you). it’s said that these type of people suck poopoo and are crazy in the head
“omg max is such a jinn in the making..”
“yeah i know”
When attractive parents birth an ugly child.
“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”