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To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find
Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.
A term usually used in international comparisons of different countries versions of Mexican food as the lowest standard
Damn dude that was some Slovak Mexican food right there I'm gonna puke I think it poisoned me
When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.
My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.
A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.
You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.
A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?
Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.
When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking
When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot
When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.
I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!