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A Tampa Florida Scenester bar hag. Usually over the hill but unwilling to accept that pleather doesn’t go with stretch marks. Also see, Leena and Laura
Yo, you should have seen the yard rat hanging out at the bar last night! Nah man, I stay away from Ybor.
Adrian is a rat.
To prove he's not, he has to recreate his
bitmoji.
+ he has to wear a unicorn costume
(Ah by the way, he does it for a super nice, intelligent and wonderful girl. Just so she has something to laugh about. )
Adrian the rat: "Am I a rat?"
Stray cats that roam the pærk and pee on the bake sale food. Have sex in public and reproduce more shit rats.
Corey, Trevor go round up all the shit rats.
A person who’s pussy is phenomenally tight
Wow Stacy that sex was great! You sure have a tight rat!
When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.
Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.
DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*
SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.
DB: Your a fucking nerdrat
SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
Rey, Also known as the cutest human alive, is the most powerful rat you can ever encounter. Not only are they kind and caring, but the only thing he can think about is cuddles and hugs. Legends say that when reynald makes an animal sound, it means they want a forehead kiss. It is difficult to take care of said rat, and thus you need to read a “how to take care of a crackhead” manual. Their fav food is your cheek or a rock so watch out until they bite ya!
Here it goes again, reynald the rat wants forhead kisses. *precedes to give them smoochie*
A smack head who rides his bike into work and is late most days, he also hates Mondays and hits his mrs.
Reece is late again, I told the lads he was a boomtown rat.