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a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.
jim has a strawberry Short cake and gets made fun of by even gingers
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Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
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ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
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When you cum inside a girls pussy, then eat her out.
I came inside the had a Hungarian lava cake for dinner.
This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.
When fecal matter is visibly inside the vagina, it is caused by continuously switching between anal sex and vaginal sex.
Guy 1: "I gave my girl a Brazilian Mud Cake!"
Guy 2: "nice!"
A store with delicious cakes and attractive work staff who are extremely underpaid. Once you start there you sell your soul to the devil. The guests often don't know what they sell ... literally read the store name 😂😂😂
Let's go get cakes at Nothing Bundt Cakes for high prices! (they do taste good tho)