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a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.
jim has a strawberry Short cake and gets made fun of by even gingers
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ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
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Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
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Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
A triple layer cake is when you have three girls with fat bums stacked on each other
Let’s fill the triple layer cake
When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.
As we proceeded to engage in the lava cake snaacpac he realised it was better in theory.
The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!