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May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
When you have blue pants and you have a flip phone in your red pants and you ate your sussy pink pants no cap
You are a blue pants sussy Baka
A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.
"Ayyy vato they call me Big Pants cuz I wear big pants homie."
To be extremely judgemental toward someone
Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much
Shandy pants is a person with there panties in a knot
Dont take life so seriously shandy pants!!