Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

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i am fuckin pissed

the process of feeling angry
the result of injury or personal slight
the burning desire to murder your boss/peer/irritant
feeling: hot sensation near cheek, upper neck and lightness within the head followed by faint and despair

i am fuckin pissed already so don't expect me to give you a valid example

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Drink My Own Piss

The Motto of Bear Grylls.

New studies indicate that piss is the elixir of youth.

and youtube.com/watch?v=tjlbc5IPhgI to watch how it's technically done.

Go to buzzfeed.com/awesomer/survival-tips-from-bear-grylls
for more tips from the master.

Me:Why the fuck are judging this? Have you ever drank your own piss? If I say it's the elixir of youth, I mean it's the elixir of youth!!!

Bear Grylls: You tell 'em, Nick. The sun's going down, better Drink My Own Piss. Wait, I'm out of my own piss. Hey Nick

Me : Yeah?

Bear Grylls: I'm out of my own piss..... I better Drink Your Piss, mate.

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Edward piss pants Casey

A man's whose bring one who pisses his pants cuz it's too scared to to staying up to something cool that's why they call me Edward piss pants Casey

You coward Edward piss pants Casey

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rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.

"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

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pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

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SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS

When you've held going to pee for so long that when you finally do you have an orgasmic experience.

Jen: Dudeee I've been so busy at work that I haven't had the time to go and pee. I think I'm buliding up a SPP - SEXUALLY PLEASUREABLE PISS
Ely: Well hold it in a little longer so it will feel uber good
Jen: yeahhhhh

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