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When a penis cannot produce semen even when stimulated
"Hey do you want to have sex?" "Sorry, I have dry chicken."
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most people define them as chicken breasts like the things you eat. but these are much danglier &produce more milk.
Mom- Christina we're having chicken breasts for dinner!
Christina- Mom they're not chicken breasts, you see all the milk oozing out of that nipple?? &they're saggin. those are chicken boobies!!
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1. (adj) Severely malodorous or foul-tasting.
2. (adj) Oppressively or miserably bad.
1. UGH! How long has that been in the refrigerator? Apparently too long. Now this stuff is kickin' chicken. Throw it out.
You're kickin' chicken. Hit the shower.
This cough syrup is kickin' chicken, but it works.
2. It may be only 89 degrees out, but with the humidity- this shit is kickin' chicken! Too bad, because I wanted to play some Putt-Putt Golf. That's not happening now.
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to have sexual intercourse. to boink.
can be used if you are having sex with someone who works at KFC. Not to be confused with lickin' his chicken bone, which means to give a blowjob.
Girl#1: Hey, guess what?
Girl#2: What?
Girl#1: That hoe Billie is like, lickin' the chicken with Harry.
Girl#2: No way!
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Someone who prefers one chicken over another chicken when in reality ALL chicken is created equal.
That guy is such a chicken racist, he perfers friend chicken over rotisserie chicken!!!!!
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