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Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do
Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June
American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day
American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.
"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"
"Nah, that shit's messy"
American generation's and Benningfield junior as the axe man.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
American GANBJrASTAXE by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
American girls are girls who use feminism in a wrong way. They claim that feminism allows them to hook up with as many men as possible to the point that they contract venereal disease, herpes, STDs etc. Plus, aborting their babies to avoid facing the consequences of their actions. They praise sex workers more than stay-at-home mothers which is very disgusting. American girls can be white, black, hispanic, native or asian so if you are a girl born in a more liberated country like the USA, then their are chances that your kitty looks like a flat tire. All in all, American girls are immoral girls.
Mary: Hey! Have you heard of Jessica having STD? It kinda sucks.
Jane: Yes. I also heard Becky aborted her baby to live an easy life. She's such a baby killer!
Mary: What have American girls become!?
Girls who live in the United States, obviously. But what makes these girls annoying are their rampant beliefs in feminism. I wonder if they really know the true meaning of feminism, prolly not. American girls think that it's empowering to post nudes on OF, engage in hookup culture, wear heavy makeup and tight clothes. These girls also think that girls from Eastern countries are oppressed when it's actually quite the opposite. Women in Eastern countries value their culture and religion, treat their bodies like sacred temples and most of all, they do not cater to men. American girls think that being a prostitute is more empowering than being a housewife and mother.
Rajdeep: Have you heard that American girls think we are oppressed by our men?
Harshaali: Yes, so many times! They really think they know more about us than we know about ourselves.
A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.