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used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
When someone scares you so much that if you're holding a plate you would drop it and crack it
" woah I could crack a plate"
" You scared me so much I could crack a plate "
When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.
My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.
When a trans person realizes they are trans, in reference to being an egg.
"When I realized how much I wanted to be a different gender, I finally started cracking
A different form of soaking, Where one gapes their asshole but their partner doesn’t stick the dick in and just hovers. The temptation gets them off alone…
Yoooooo Jasmine “Jeremy sent me cracking last night, we sat there for 45 minutes!”
"Nerd communities devastated by HRT like black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s. Sad to watch."
"Bill was never the same after taking nerd crack, he'd spend 12 hours a day on twitter fighting everyone and yelling at his parents"