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"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"
"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."
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A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?
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When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.
I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.
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Used by retards who cannot spell "lactose intolerant".
retard: he is lactose and tolerant...
me: what?
retard: I like chocolate milk.
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n. Referring to a fat black woman's thighs. Like when milk turns bad and it gets lumpy, it looks like cottage cheese.
Dude! Did you see that fat black chick? She had some crazy bad chocolate milk going on!
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When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.
1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.
MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
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