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A mf that probably has a God Complex
Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
a level 6 sex move involving anal sex with a male in which after backshotting a man you challenge him to a game of mortal combat, the resulting winner gets to hang the loser up by his testicles and beat him with a stick while yelling derogatory terms at him
me and my boyfriend garret just tried the kai jesus moreno last night, it was wonderful!
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nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.
bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »
A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.
Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.
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when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni
"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also
"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"
1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
Jesus Cruz your the best.
He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.
Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh