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Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.
Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"
Idiot: "What?"
Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."
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To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.
Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.
A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.
Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.
St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.
Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."
Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
The strongest scariest character that you don't want to meet at all.
John Wick=death
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The 35th and the greatest president ever. If that dickwad didn't shoot him, he would have probably made America 10 times better and made world peace. He was also the only president NOT to be full of shit. He probably stopped another world war by fixing the missile crisis. He was also a World War II Veteran. He saved the lives of himself and another soldier by swimming to an island with the backpack strap of another man clenched between his teeth.
John F. Kennedy is the best president ever.
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A meme that is all about John Cena, who is a WWE wrestler. The meme starts with something random then all of a sudden John Cena's name is yelled out and music starts playing.
(From SkyDoesMinecraft's Do Not Laugh)
Jin: Ok dirts guessing who it is... JOHN CENA!!! *Music plays*
Sky:Hahahahah!!!! WHY IS THAT A MEME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MEME!
Spongebob: We're not talking about this or this! We're talking about JOHN CENA! *Music plays*
Me: John Cena has made history with the meme.
Friend: What's the John Cena meme?
Me: Look at this *shows friend vine*
Friend: Man now that is amazing!
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