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Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.
What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
Another way of saying "I will kill you."
Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol
Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
This is who your should spend your time on. Right Dick Dawkins?
Hym "Isn't that right, Dick? You should spend your time on decent people... Like Russell Brand! The LITTLE GIRL RAPING JUNKIE. Did you see that motherfucker mocking me? That's the SECOND little girl toucher (who women were fucking consensually INSTEAD OF ME) who has mocked me! 16 years old, huh? That's about the age of Joe Rogan's oldest daughter back in the day when I said the thing about the porno! And HE (at the same age I was when I said it) was in a relationship AND raped her! There it is folks! The female's sacred choice in action! 1000 women a year they say (minus the ones he raped obviously)! He's CLEARLY great with women and their choice was in no way contingent on his big fat cock! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not laughing about the rape obviously. That's not the funny part. THE IRONY (However)! THAT! THAT is fucking hilarious! Chalk up another victory for the LAZY BABY-DICK INCEL MISOGYNIST! HOLY SHIT! My ass is undefeated over here! What's my score!? Who wants to do the honors? Tell me, what's my fucking score? Am I batting 1000 or what!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A democratic country with elections held every 5 years with one canidate
“The democratic people’s Republic of Korea is democratic”
October 22, where the short kings can throw the taller men (6’0+) around like rag-dolls. Also they get one free kick in the nards.
Oh Kyle you know it’s October 22, Destroy tall people day ;let’s go fuck with Eric he’s mad tall.