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When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.
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When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
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The act of slapping a meat head, someone with a massive head, in the back of their head. Makes a good sound.
Hey i just totally gave him a meat head slap. He got owned.
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This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.
Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.
"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."
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A group of pathetic losers who are obsessed with keeping their pimp hand strong by slapping women around. This behavior stems from the need to compensate for a tiny penis. Commonly found sporting a wife beater.
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Getting a peer, co-worker, or supervisor a corporate write-up up just because you dislike them or because they have caused you some inconvenience.
Rex is pissing me off today, imma origami bitch slap that bastard!
Jessica didn't sweep up after her shift last night and i had to do it when i opened this morning, I'm gonna get her origami bitch slapped.
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After investing your time sweet talking and wining and dining a woman. Bitch slap her during Sex and hold on tight (preferably by her hair) whilst she goes mad and tries to throw you off.
The challenge is to stay on board as long as possible and to ideally break her. Compare times with your friends and earn extra credibility for your time on the bitch slap bronco with female weightlifters or bodybuilders who are larger and stronger than you.
Mate, I managed 90 seconds on the bitch slap bronco with a 6 foot tall bulgarian shot-putter last night!!
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