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ri-suck my dick-ulous

something more xtreme than ridiculous

that test was ri-suck my dick-ulous!

by steveon April 29, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

by Scott Likes Scotch May 24, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs

1.A phrase to use when you really want to piss someone off, or when you have nothing else constructive to say.
2. A person who is really disgusting in thought, word and deed

"I cant believe you did that you scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs!"

by celticmom July 8, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


oklahoma suck and sip

when you put your lips on an asshole and suck a shitlog out

have u been eating mexican food because when i did that oklahoma suck and sip on you i tasted something spicy

by choing123 November 14, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


worm sucking doo doo head

A worm sucking doo doo head is just an example of a poor insult often used by preachers to show that insults hurt just as badly as being hit by a baseball bat. It's a nonoffensive insult.

Did you hear Pastor Mark call Stephanie a worm sucking doo doo head during the sermon today??

by Winchestergirl97 June 11, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"

Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.

by wasabi in my bootyhole March 13, 2018


Suck your friends dick day

October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone

Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf

by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 4, 2020