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what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.
NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it
You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
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When you put "Never Gonna Give You Up" on your iPod under the name "Crank Dat". So if an unsuspecting wigger decides to superman some hoes, he gets roll'd by a ginger instead.
Wigger: Yo Lebron I got dem beats fo y'all
Rick Astely: **Never Gonna Give You Up...**
Black Guy: Damn cracker you a faaaaggg
Crank Dat Rick Roll
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A school which sucks and consists of many different cliques. Some examples are the popular white girls or the fucked up ghetto kids and can range all the way to smart Asian group. Usually known to be the rich white kid school in the CUSD district.
Person 1: “these movies about kids in middle schools are so off. No one hangs out in groups like that!”
Person 2: “Ha! You’ve never gone to rolling hills middle school before then!”
Person 1: “bet”
A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.
"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."
When she wraps a fruit roll-up around your cock and you aren’t allowed to cum until she sucks it fully off.
Dude! I always complained the Fruit Roll-up Challenge but those last hard sucks caused me to nut!
A rack of Benjamin’s so fat in your pocket that a money clip can’t hold it, so use a rubber band instead.
My boo thang’s rubber band bank roll gets everyone’s attention every time he takes it out of his pocket...
These things are really good
I can't believe I just got hit in the face with a big texas cinnamon roll, these things are really good - @claywash33
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