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The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!
dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...
It's the hillbilly way of saying lighter.
Hey man pass the fire maker.
Need a firemaker?
Fire Pants are people who lie profusely, their pants are always on fire, thus, fire pants.
That damn cheater is such a fire pants.
To send someone lyrics to a song first before hearing it
Send me some fire tread please
A sacred bond that can never be broken under any circumstances was created by acient aztecs it was the highest level of homieness that could ever be achieved most would spend there whole life trying to achieve it
Bro we are fire homies and we always will be
When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
the nastiest creature you can possibly imagine, it lives in extreme conditions such as Mt. Everest, it has a body of a goat and its face makes it look like it belongs in Gringotts, also refers to a ginger with crooked teeth.
Eager Climber: "I'm gonna climb Everest"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"
girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"