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It’s Anna’s birthday today so it’s obviously all about Anna day <3333
Person 1: it’s October 12th
Person 2: No you mean it’s National Anna Banana day
April 13th national step on a bug day! Go ahead and step your heart out on those creepy creatures
*stomp stomp*
I love stomping on bugs especially on national step on a bug day!
Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.
Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh
National big Nose day is November 22, so give your favorite big nose person a hug and a card for their special day
Mike: Happy november 22
Jeff: What's november 22?
Mike: National big nose day you fucking toucan
Jeff: Fuck you
On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!
“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”
The fifteenth of October is national date day in England, on this day every female in England, preferably those from London, must date Ethan.
Female-"Hey friend, do you know what today is?"
Other female-"OMG yes, it is national date Ethan day tomorrow I'm so excited!"
Both-"We are also extremely hot girls from central London for context"
On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.
Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...