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Hey man, you wanna check my titties?
Nah bro, I made my titties. And they're open source titties too.
February 11th is the day when all BIOLOGICAL girls show the boys their tatas.
Oh look its the 11th. Now martha has no choice but to show me her tits. Everyone knows its National Pop a Titty Day
It’s national pop a titty day which mean lady’s pop one
Pop a titty for National pop a titty day
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national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5
boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)
girl: what does that mean?
boy: its national titty licking day
girl: -sigh-
boy: -licks-
boy: mmmmmm tastey
When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty
Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!
June 22nd is send titty pic day.
Send a pic to the person who asks in the name of "send titty pic day"
Me: Hey its send titty pic day!
You: *sends titty pic*
Me: Thanks!
On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you