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When someone eats so much McDonald's that Ronald McDonald pops out of the patty and skullfucks you
Leo and Sadallah were at a McDonald's eating a big mac when all of a sudden Ronald's cock came out of the patties and skullfucked them to completion aka McDaddy D
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A fat man baby who is addicted to heroin. He also has Moobs aka Man Boobs.
Have you ever seen a D Hutch NOT on disability?
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To obtain an object from an associate without ones knowledge or consent; Specifically a lighter..
Person 1: ...where's my lighter
Person 2: oh, i took this when u gave it to me to light my cigarette
Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
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a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see
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Death to a boner. Something extremely boner killing and ruins life. Old chicks, fat chicks, gay dudes, fat dudes, and rosie o'donnell are all D-Tabs.
Dude did you see that movie last night?
It was awesome til that hot chick died. Total D-Tab
Dude did you see Hillary Clinton's campaign rally today?
Dude it was so boring shes such a D-Tab
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Having sex with a girl not in a relationship with you like they were your girlfriend; resulting in them falling in love with you/ becoming very attached. This is a powerful potion use with caution...
''gave that girl the boyfriend D now i cant get rid of her''
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Refers to manual stimulation of the penis, usually by another party.
Yo, did you get laid last night?
Naw.
That sucks, brah.
It wasn't all bad.
Oh? Did she at least touch the d?
Yeah, brah. Yeah.
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