u fasom?

"u fasom?" means "Are you a faggot or something?"

Person1: Don't touch me. U fasom?
Person2: I'm yours. You dig?

Boi U Better

telling some idiot to hurry up or to leave quick or to do something

Jeff: "should I get the blue crocs or the red crocs."
Dan: "Boi U Better hurry or ill slap yo a** b**ch"
Jeff: "Ok geesh goodness me?!"

i can show u the world

i can show you the worlddd :)

A WHOLE NEWW WORLDDDDDD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWW

ahahah slay

i can show u the worldddd, shining shimmering splendid

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

Niiin u

When voice to speech is used to say “no u” spanned across multiple texts

Niiin u is used as such in texting
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pikman U

why did you do this i know what you did ok i will tell it to the cops ok

this food has a lot of pikman U in it

STUCK-U-BUS

complaining about being stuck in a relationship where they are not mutually interested in each other for whatever reason, mostly over gossip

my stuck-u-bus wouldnt let me touch them again! i feel so put off!