3-12-04

Magical date for lovers. Said that if a relationship were to begin on this date in a movie theatre watchin a johnny depp movie in virginia along with a caucasian female and an asian male, that the love will last forever..or until one of them is run over

Damn 3-12-04 is crazy

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Alabama 3-way

An all-man threesome which proceeds through multiple ejactulations and multiple reapplications of anal lubricant causing the release of copious amounts of santorum.

Santorum comes from behind in Alabama 3-way.

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G====3

this is a penis, it is used to go up one hole only not the ass or mouth you got that.

u use a Caps Lock G and the = sign and the nuber 3

" i whould like to use my G====3 on you"

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3:19:00

The time I'm writing this.

It is 3:19:00 as I'm writing this.

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V-3-5

L33Tspeak for "Great Shot!"

Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"

Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!

Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*

Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!

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3 hour tour

having sex with any of the members of the gilligan's island tv show

I was so down for a 3 hour tour with Ginger, but then fucking Bob Denver showed up.

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Alabama 3 Way

2 Republican Candidates and a possum (possibly a 3rd candidate) engaged in sexual intercourse in the back woods of Alabama whilst screaming "Roll Tide Roll" when they cum. After that they slide around in the Santorum.

Santorum comes from behind in an Alabama 3 way.

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