The kid that wore Minecraft zip up hoodies and smelled like ass
Ben smells like shit
A boy who loves hunting for Year 7's, whenever he sees a Year 7 he gets a boner so long, people in Africa think its an elephant trunk. His care for the law has disappeared. He like to stick his dick in any Year 7 he pleases because his pedophilia knows no bounds. Ben's aura is so immaculate that any Year 7 within the vicinity gets wet and starts queefing for Ben
African boy: Is that an elephant trunk
Dad: no its a Ben getting hard to a Year 7
Year 7: Why is my underpants getting wet
Her friend: Probably because a Ben is in the area
Sometimes can be rude but never fails to make people laugh. holds a grudge really well. Can't lie and will never harm someone.
Ben is the best
Ben is the nice guy that has usually has trouble when it comes to attracting women. Ben’s usually sit in the front of class because they like being the teachers little bitch. Ben’s tend to have a kind and tender heart but a very low self esteem. Ben‘s struggle with obesity and erectile dysfunction. Ben’s usually have a very comfortable lifestyle and enjoy new TV’s and fast cars, all thanks to mommies credit card. Overall people with the name Ben are fun friends to have even if one of there passions is driving under the influence.
Chad at school: Is that Ben? HAHA he’s such a plump plum.
Best Buy Employee: Oh no! It’s Ben, he’s probably back to trade his TV in for a new one. He makes me so mad I just want to call him a beached whale right to his stubby face!
Scum bozo who lives in the yuppie capital of America
Look at Ben hangin around all those yuppie folk, what a bozo