An absolute unit, makes everybody around him look like normies.
Alex is a bitch stealing, mega-unit
noun
a name for someone with a tiny penis
person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"
Ummm chile anyways, next person. This bitch never be showing his face on facetime. A simp.
A snakey bitch who will try and steal your man if you're not careful.
Girl 1- I saw a girl with your boyfriend last night
Girl 2- That's Alex she is always flirting with him, even though she knows he's taken.
Girl 1- Wow that's a bitch move.
The most perfect guy you could ever meet in your life. He is very loving, charming, loyal, and finds ways to make a girl smile. He can sometimes act like he doesn't care ,but truly cares deeply.
Alex made his girlfriend so happy today.
A Part Of The "Kool Kids Klub"
Alex is one of the best people in the Kool Kids Klub
the way you drive the wrong car in the wrong country and stay warm because you have nice seat warmers.