Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

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Blows snow all over the car

Really bad

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea

Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car

Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.

Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.

jungle car

A girl that likes a lot of black guys

That bitch is a jungle car! #damn