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the act of shitting (chocolate) into a girl's vagina (taco), then fucking her, then eventually ejaculating inside her (frosting), and finally eating her out...bon appetit!!!
I've been with this girl for a really long time, the only thing we haven't done yet is a frosting covered chocolate taco.
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When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.
Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."
Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
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A strong Sativa strain covered in dense Indica hash, than smothered in hybrid hash oil, than finally rolled in as much keif possible, this miraculous ball of zen, sedation, and optimism will never leave the unsuspecting victim disappointed.
Aye man you got any more of those Chocolate Covered Mind Fucks? My bitch teal thinks its a myth
Eat one whole square of 100% dark cooking chocolate without throwing up or using anything to help wash it down or crushing it up. It can be eaten in pieces but not slivers or powder
Good Luck
Contestant: muhhnmhh HOLYY SHIT AGGHH
spectator: why would you do the C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)
While fucking a girl in the ass, you finish inside her, pull out and put a funnel in her gaping ass hole and pour Kool-aid into the funnel. Then she pushes it out and you catch it in a cup and drink it.
Dude, last night I had some chocolate cream Kool-aid with this girl.
Ayo you tryna hook me up with some double chocolate chunk brownies?
Usually bestowed by drunken girlfriends riding upon the shoulders of their boyfriends at concerts while shouting "Wooooo!" with so much gusto that they momentarily lose the grip of their sphincter, releasing a torrent of the previous night's Taco Bell visit down the gentleman's back - much like a chocolate rooster tail.
" Yo - Charline gave Tommy a Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail at the Phish concert last night, Brah! Totally ruined his Ed Hardy tee, son!"