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It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
"It's December 26th. You know what that means."
"What?"
"Let me hold your hand."
No matter what in what hemisphere you are, no matter what day of the weekend is and how old you are. That day after christmas you must go to work/school without complaining about it, it's totally mandatory and you cannot do nothing about it.
Man, i fucking hate that this December 26th we have to go to school.
Dec 26th is National Katie day
you Know December 26th is national Katie day
BF: “Hey babe it’s December 26th”
GF: “ oh yeah, let me make you cum”
the day after christmas when you have to wait another 364 days and you realize you have to put away all those chessy christmas decorations and lights.
Oh boi its December 26th fuck!
"HEY! GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS!"
"...Sunday?"
"ITS AMBER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!"
December 26th