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Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.

Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!

by SuperCody March 5, 2023


Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))

(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.

by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 15, 2023


Hand-Hug Hoe

One who gives hand-hugs to every single guy she comes in contact with because it makes her feel better about herself. And she usually will take a picture of it and put it on some form of social media so she can share her hoe-ness.

Lucy: "Give me a hand-hug John!" *Pulls phone camera out*
John: Ok fine. (Feels special with Lucy)
Lucy: "Thanks John!" *Posts on snapchat story*
Lucy: "Hey Alex, give me a hand hug!"
John: "What a HAND-HUG HOE!"

by goldrolex_bitch April 25, 2015


Hand u a stack

To fuck someone up, or to beat someone until dey are utterly unable 2 move

Mallam jordan:taleem you kant beat me!
Taleem: Im bout 2 hand u a stack mallam jordan if u don't stop playin

by Brotha Malcolm July 7, 2008


left handed Suzuki

"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.

man last night I hit her with the left handed Suzuki then she made me food and went home...

by muff diver October 25, 2017


After School Hand

The condition of a hand having a million doodles, lines, and words on it, a result of writing and drawing on it during school.

*On a bus ride home*

"Dude, what happened to your hand?"

"I dunno, Marissa has been doodling on it all day."

"I guess you have after school hand."

by JesseCPK September 2, 2012


Yorkshire hand grenade

When you're bang your hoe and you pull out, blow your load, then you catch it and slap her in the face as hard as you can with it.

Is that crazy hoe still nagging you bro. Na, I used the Yorkshire hand grenade, she ain't Donna bother me no mo

by D N P May 1, 2011