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A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."
Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.
Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.
Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.
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She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
used in instances when you just want someone to piss off
stop talking your preppy shit go die in a hole
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When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.
Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!
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Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!
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When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.
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a swag ass mother fucker.
Can also be referred to as K Swoll if they are particularly large. Hole for short, that is all... swag.
Me: Check out K Hole over there!
You: Damn, that boy got some swag.
Me: For sure... swag
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