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when your bum is so hungry it sucks your undies up between your ass cheeks
that ass be so hungry its having a bum lunch
her undies are so far up there its like its having bumlunch
A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.
"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
To release air from the anus and call it a swear word
(Fart) oops excuse my bum language I just did a bum-swear
Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.
"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"
When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.
Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.
BUM CUM:
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
The art of appearing absolutely glamourous in one's most dirtiest and unflattering outfit, for example a pair of sweatpants and a faded hooded sweatshirt or t-shirt, while not having groomed or showered for at least a day.
Fem A: I don't understand why I'm getting the sideways glances even though I'm looking a mess today.
Fem B: It must be your bum glam. Dumb caddy b*tches.