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The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.
Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.
Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?
A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.
"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*
A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!
When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.
Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.
When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman
Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?
A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.
Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.
Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:
The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.