October 5

Insult and offend anyone with the name freya

Boy:”your forehead is bigger than 7 suns”
Freya:”ouch”

October 5 is the day to bully any Freya

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October 5

National Fold the laundry day

Person 1: did you fold your laundry?
Person 2;: no, why?
Person 1: it’s October 5! It’s National fold your laundry day

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October 31

October 31 Is The Day That Semaj Deshawn Scott Dick Taking Dusty Bald Where We Finna Eat At Waterbottle Built Ass Dyke Built Ass Used Tampon Built Ass Incest Ass Was Born.

Him:You Know That Dude Who Was Born October 31 Named Semaj From Horizon?

The Dude Who Built Like A Dyke That Got his Hair Cut Off And He Got HIs Braces Off?

Him:Yeah That Fag Ass Nigga

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October 24th

The day a sussy baka was birthed.

BAKAAAAA - JADA (BORN ON OCTOBER 24th)

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October 10 Birthday

Everyone wants to date you. Your the coolest person around. You are rich. You can be a player though.

Girl/boy: Wow I want to date him/her.
other person: watch out I heard he/she is a player I do not want you to have a heart break over a boy/girl
Girl/boy: Ok I will be care ful
Other person: you better be because he/she born on the October 10 birthday

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October 1-31

A month where you do absolutely nothing besides your normal monthly routine.

Ryan: Hey Kim you know what month it is right??
Kim: Spooky seazon!!!
Ryan: No it’s slap ass month..
Kim: I hate you..
Ryan: It’s October 1-31 slap ass month
Kim:nooooo

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June-October Romance

A June-October Romance is when there is a medium age gap between the two parties in a relationship, Rather than a May-December Relationship, which has a large age gap (20+ years) a June-October Romance has a medium age gap of 10-15 years. Coined by Judy King in Orange is the new Black

We are not a May-December romance, think of it more as a June-October romance

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