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When the lady at Great clips or any other salon or stylist sneeks up behind u and shaves off your hair even after ur protest
Dan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH what the fuck happened to your hair man. it looks like u took a fucking lawnmower to it
Tim: i wish man, the lady at great clips hair raped me
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(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.
After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*
Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
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A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.
People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!
Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!
Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR
Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!
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1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.
John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth
Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's
status rape?
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To fix very quickly and without care; usually involving wires or components from other defective items and/or duct tape.
Similar to jimmy-rig.
My passenger car door won't latch, so I joy-raped it shut using the wires from the broken car stereo.
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The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.
Last night I got Facebook raped with like 50 new messages about bringing dessert.
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When a timelord (like Dr Who) takes some time off and rapes you. He then gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to the start of the rape and double teams you. Then he gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to triple team you.
This continues until you're being gang raped whilst a bunch of excess Dr Who's stand around watching and wanking.
victim: "Officer, I was gang raped by one guy last night!"
officer: "That is not possible, ma'm stop wasting police ti-"
victim: "TIMELORD GANG RAPE"
officer: "Sweet jesus somebody get an ambulance down here"
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