GG smoke out rule

When a girl is smoking weed with you, if they give you a blowjob you can not make them pay for weed

"Can I have a blowjob?"
"You'll have to smoke me out, gg smoke out rule."

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water

-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"

20 minute travel rule

A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.

Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way

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Tall people rule #3

You are legally allowed to bully any short person

Well according to Tall people rule #3, I’m legally allowed to bully you cause you’re short

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grandma has no rules

1. THE BEST FRIGGIN BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
2. Band comprised of Charlie Leveridge, Juli Smith, and Madle Padle. hot.
2. fIRST Hit, "Pieces of Me"
2. sECOND Hit, "So Yesturday"
2. cOMING Soon, "Romeo and Juliette"

"Grandma has NO rules."

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Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.

Rules of smoking in the house with others in it

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Rule 3, subsection SK

Scene kids are to wear band shirts at all times. No exceptions.

I call rule 3, subsection SK. Take off that Hollister sweater and put on this Lamb of God t-shirt.

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