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A delicacy consisting of bacon sandwiched between slices of French toast.
This fracon sandwich is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.
Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
A euphemism for returning a favor.
For example, "Thanks for making a great dinner tonight. You're getting an oboe sandwich!"
A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.
So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.
A synonym for a Sahara desert vagina, pH balance of vaginal fluids becomes exorbitantly off balance leading to a moisture lacking pussy.
Common variations include a dry-hoagie, dry-wedge, dry-hero
Person: Yo, my ex's pussy was a literal dry-sandwich
Other: My son, what do you mean?
Person: It means rubbing my ex-girlfriend's clitoris was unable to produce a hormonal reaction leading to vaginal secretion
Other: My son, don't you mean a dry hoagie?
Person: Yes dad
When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.
"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.