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The sexiest MF you’ll ever meet, not a woman, not a man, they are someone you will never understand. Baby, They’re a Star!
She pulled a Chuck Duck and the room was gagged
Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.
“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”
“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”
Ducks suck ii and get fucked with it
Duck 1:Hey have you seen the new suck duck fuck 1000?
Duck 2:Yes i got a glock in my rari aye 17 shots no .38
Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail
Hey when you coming soon
Them: soon
Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon
Them: Soon
Me: your such a moth duck
Another way of saying that you farted.
Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?
I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."