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this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake
A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.
Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?
the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.
honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.
The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
A triple layer cake is when you have three girls with fat bums stacked on each other
Let’s fill the triple layer cake
When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.
As we proceeded to engage in the lava cake snaacpac he realised it was better in theory.