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A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
The act of rolling up a burger and replace the mayo with cum and freezing it and put it in your partners pussy
Andie "Me and Sally did the American pipeline"
Rick Dobesh
I am in love with a peak American male
See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive
Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.
The most expensive shit on planet earth.
No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.
American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
American senior highschool Mr. Papp a bitch fo the bookbag rule