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pokemon fandom, go away no one liked you
"Pokemon sucks."
"Weirners"
"Gotta catch em all"
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like walking all over you, but with much sass
ex. "Sydney will you not sass all over me!!!" said Trevor.
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A sales pitch used by whores hookers sluts prostitutes and spent bitches.
The slut whore told the john if he paid her she would fulfill all his sexual desires with" all the baggin and none of the naggin ".
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A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.
I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.
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When A group tries to stay up all night with all the lights off with no speaking. The first to fall asleep loses.
I bet we can't last a Roid Boys All nighter!
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Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?
Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”
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when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine
girl your a washing machine all star
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