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When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!
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Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.
I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.
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Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
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1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.
Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.
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Add a lot of benefits. Don't hold back the good stuff.
If they want me to accept the job, they are going to have to really put butter on it. The current salary and benefits are not enough.
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Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul
Trenton a peanut butter smuggler
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pee pee butter yummy :))))
"damn give me that pee pee butter" "ok shawty"
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